Karma
My "check engine" light turned on for my Xterra a couple of days ago. F@CK.
It's oddly enough my first car, so I got a little paranoid about it and took it to the Nissan dealer.
On my way there I stopped to get some gas. I take off the cap on my gas tank and I see an empty potato chip bag stuffed in there! WTF? F'n parking on the streets of SF and the sh!t that happens.
I tell that to the mechanic and he says that a lack of a vacuum in the gas tank (caused by the crumpled bag) could have broken a sensor. But they needed to do a diagnostic check. Price tag just for the check? $200 bucks.
MOTHER F@CKING POTATOE CHIP WRAPPER!!
I leave my car there and get called back by my mechanic a couple of hours later.
Apparently, the KNOCK sensor is busted. Whatever the hell that is. The price tag to fix? $700+!! To fix a stupid sensor that the mechanic couldn't really properly explain what it was for. He also said I needed to replace my engine belts ($200+) and all my tires ($800+).
Great. Stupid car.
So why Karma?
On my way back from picking up my car I stopped at Burger King to grab a Double Whopper and 4 piece chicken nuggets.
It cost $4.64.
I gave the drive-thru guy $10.04. And I got $6 in change instead of the $5.40 I was suppose to get back. Not only that, I got 8 piece chicken nuggets by accident as well!
Wow. $1700 in car repairs. But I got 60 cents extra back from Burger King and 4 extra chicken nuggets.
Someone is really watching out for me.
MOTHER F@CKIN POTATO CHIP WRAPPER!!
posted by whatupwilly @ 10:28 PM
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Unless you have some service agreement with them (and judging by the price tag, you don't), I wouldn't take a car to the dealer for any circumstance. Out here, I've been lucky enough to find a great mechanic that will only do the work I really need, and not all the work the dealers push on you, and for only a minimum of labor over parts. It might be worth looking into in the future.
if only you were in LA, think about all the discounts you could have received...
OK engine belts are what mechanics like to claim when you really dont need them. I think Ron would've seen that if he's been in your car lately for a major tuneup. As for tires, go with America's Tire Company in Redwood City. You get free tires if anything happens to yours
Just fyi - i don't know if you have these stores out there but at "autozone" here in texas they will read the code, tell you what is wrong sensor wise. I am sure a similar parts store out there will do the same, and then you can find a mechanic to fix it. Since they are only interested in selling you parts (not labor) they are less inclined to run up the bill.
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