Friday snorting bar hop

It's been a while since I've posted a "I'm stupid and drunk" story. Well..here's a quick one :)

Last night was supposed to be a chill night. A bit of sushi for dinner and maybe a drink or two at a lounge.

Started with some great sushi at Sakana and a giant large Asahi. Yum.

Pam and I then whipped over to Swig for a quick Sapphire Tonic.

Next stop: Blur. This is where things started getting a little sloppy. They had this promotion going on for Chivas Regal. I ended up getting 3 free Chivas Regal Dirty Apple Martinis. Yeah..it's as disgusting as it sounds. But I'm Chinese and I can't let free stuff go to waste. And of course, it's Blur, so we had to do a Fernet shot with Amy.

We pop over across the street to meet Simon, Van, Shannph and Cecil at Vertigo - and that's where CrAZyWilL starts to come out.

I've kept CrAZyWilL in check for some time. I don't know what it is about last night that inspired the bender.

But at Vertigo I have a giant 16 oz Mango margarita. So let's recap:

• Large Asahi
• Sapphire Tonic
• 3 Chivas Dirty Apple Martinis
• Fernet Shot
• 16 oz margarita

That's a lot of mixing going on. There is a party going on in my stomach and everyone's invited.

We are about to head to R-Bar so we order one drink for the long 200 yd walk over. Drink of choice: Lava Bowl. It's like a scorpion bowl. Lots of rum, juice and ice.

Here is a pic of us putting it down. Fun fun fun.




Notice that little divit in the bowl? That is filled with 151 rum. I think Vanessa dared Simon to down the middle. And of course in my not so sober state I need to one up that. So I offer to snort it.

Yes that's right. Snort it.

Snort.

151 rum.

With my nose.

Yes. CrAZyWilL is not a good person. He's evil.

So I snort it. And my face goes numb. I felt like Booger in Better Off Dead when he snorted snow on the mountain. I don't recommend ever doing that. Ever.

And the night doesn't end there.

We head over to R-Bar (hate that place - it's a lame Marina bar transplanted to Polk street) to meet up with Maria, Lisa and Aric. I don't think we even had a drink here. After some giggling and laughs, we head back to Blur.

All I remember here was rows of Fernet shots. Literally rows. *POP* Blacked out.

I wake up this morning and I get a call from Calvin:

Calvin: Dude, how are you feeling this morning?
Will: Like shit.
Calvin: What do you remember from last night?
Will: Wait a second. Did I see you last night?
Calvin: Hahaha. Yes.

I guess after Blur - Pam, Kevin and I went to Zebra Lounge. I don't remember that. *sigh*

Stupid CrAZyWilL. I hate that guy.