Monday, March 27, 2006

Surfing pain in the ass

I went surfing for the first time in a while last Friday. I haven't been surfing much recently because I've been really focused on tri training (which has been going pretty shitty..but that's another story).

Woke up at 5:30 am, hit the beach by 6:10 am and was in the water by 6:30. The waves looked pretty good from the lot and Archie and I headed to the north end.

Whoa. Once we got out there, the waves seemed a lot bigger then they seemed from the beach.

5 minutes in and I go for my first wave. It's about 2 ft overhead and i go flying down the face. Feels great to be back in the water. Once I get to the trough of the wave it breaks right on top me and I wipe out. Badly.

I get tumbled around and my surfboard whips around like a slingshot on my leash and whacks me right in the ass. The fin digs right in and leaves a hell of a bruise. BTW, I just bought a new camera, so expect a lot more pics soon. So one of my first pictures I take...my bruised ass:



Enjoy! Nasty isn't it?

OK. That's not really my ass. All of the above actually happened, but the surfboard nailed me in the back of my shoulder. Here's where I actually got hit:



Haha. Sorry ladies, the real ass shots need to be requested via email. And no, I didn't actually mean to take a picture of my shoulder hoping it would look like an ass.

6 Comments:

At 8:55 AM, March 28, 2006, Blogger len said...

that's a pussy bruise. ladies, you can email me for the real deal.

 
At 10:06 AM, March 28, 2006, Blogger Angelinaaahh said...

LOL! i gasp for a minute thinking that your ass was lopsided. sorry ;)

 
At 9:55 PM, March 28, 2006, Blogger The Great Saphenous said...

Ow. I just felt my internal organs shift.

Whenever I get to go to a beach, I like to do body surfing. It's way fun, except you get hurt slightly more often than during real surfing.

 
At 3:02 PM, April 01, 2006, Blogger Van said...

most of your friends have already seen your ass at some point. Usually it involves liquor and losing at liar's dice or some other gambling game.

 
At 2:15 PM, April 02, 2006, Blogger BionicBuddha said...

Very clever blog...The picture was funny...you should have taken the crdit for it even if it was unintentional ;)




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At 6:21 PM, April 05, 2006, Blogger john patrick said...

Willy, please do not send me a picture of your light brown ass. By the way, what is the process involved in getting your camera person to take a picture of your ass? What does that sound like? does it start with "take a picture of my ass!" or what?

 

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