Gorillapod ring

Some of you gadget and digital camera fans may have already seen the Gorillapod.

How bad ass is that? A flexible camera tripod that can be wrapped around whatever is around.

Anyone who has a digital camera can immediately see how great and cool this is. How many times have you been out with your friend and you are too shy to ask someone to take your picture for you?

No more!

Now you can continue to be an anti-social member of society and never need to talk to strangers again. Just set up your camera and Gorillapod anywhere. Fences, branches, poles, a bottle, chairs..whatever.

Check out some of the very cool press that the Gorillapod has gotten:

• Video review of the gorillapod on CNET.com
• Gizmodo review
• Digicamreview review

All the other reviews are here: http://www.joby.com/contactpress.html

I'm also proud to say that I know one of founders of the company that is responsible for this amazing device. What up Ken! This thing rocks.

I've been staring at the Gorillapod for a good chunk of today, contemplating the possibilities. And I can't help but to be reminded of another very popular device. A cock ring (or more politically correct: love ring). Compare and contrast:

(Cockring vs. Gorillapod)

I haven't gotten my Gorillapod delivered yet, but I'm willing to bet it could be cinched pretty securely around my package. Seriously, it was meant for wrapping around poles right?

So for only $25 bucks (Sean Michael cockring is $10 bucks) you can get a tripod and an erection maintaining cockring!

Even better, think of all the great pictures you could take!?

You are going to be taking Point Of View (POV) dirty sex shots to a whole new level.

And why stop at your cock?

It's only fair to get your girlfriend involved in the picture taking fun. To demonstrate, I'm going to use some of the great (relatively clean) diagrams available at Kamasutrafree.com.

I've pulled some of positions I feel would be most appropriate for the Gorillapod.

1. Winged Eros

I recommend it on the girl's right ankle and have your camera set to video mode or picture taking every 5 seconds. You are sure to get excellent shots alternating between downward shots of the girl, a couple of penetration shots and maybe an "O" face.

2. Silkworm Spinning A Cocoon

Ahh...the good ole Silkworm Spinning A Cocoon. To quote the site:

The woman can imagine her vagina as a flower blossoming into orgasm

Here I recommend attaching the Gorillapod onto the guy's thigh. The penetration shots achieved by the thigh attachment will include your entire package. Not just the tip as if you were using it as a cock ring. Guys, remember...TRIM and it will look bigger.

3. Position Of The Goat and The Tree

Haha..what a great name. Really, this is just the girl sitting on your lap. I recommend putting the camera wrapped around the girls knee pointed towards you. This is great because you will get nice breast shots.

4. White Tiger Tao

Please compare the name "White Tiger Tao" to "Doggy Style". Damn Asians are poetic when it comes to sex position names.

A white guy once probably saw 2 dogs shagging in an alley and went home to his wife and said:

Man: Honey, let's try something new tonight.
Wife: What do you mean?
Man: I call this Doggy Style. You bend down like a dog, I mount you from behind and I thrust like a dog in heat.
Wife: *slap*

An asian guy saw the same 2 dogs shagging in an alley and went home and said:

Man: Honey, let's try something new tonight.
Wife: What do you mean?
Man: The most noble animal in the jungle is the White Tiger. It's brave, it's courageous, and is known for its undying love for its mate. Once a white tiger find its mate, they are together for life. Honey, tonight I want to make love like White Tigers.
Wife: *already naked and bent over*

For the white tiger position, I recommend attaching the Gorillapod gently around your girls neck. This will take nice pics of the girls ass and your "O" face if you time it just right.

Alright - that is it for now.

Now go out there and buy a Gorillapod and make some sweet creative love with your partner.

Please share any pics you take.

UPDATE 03/08 - My friend Ken hooked me and my readers up with a Gorillapod $3 off coupon. Enter: WUWILLY on check out.

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